We're Not Getting A Dog*
*A Show Mostly Not About Dogs
By Sam Freeman
This is a story about passive aggressive letter writing, early morning jet washing and making a house a home. It’s about those who live, laugh and love meters from us, but who really, we barely know at all.
A couple run through the rain to catch a bus.A man stares at a blank laptop screen in desperation.A woman opens an envelope to find a photo inside.A new house on a new street with new neighbours.
A roughly seventy-two minute show, read from a little black book, by a scruffy, bearded, glasses-wearing man in a red check shirt and black jeans who does not own a pressure washer. A new storytelling show** by Sam Freeman (Every Little Hope You Ever Dreamed, Every Time I Close My Eyes).
**This show has minimal references to dogs.
Age Guidance: 14+
Contains some strong language and reference to experiencing loss


The Torch Theatre Company engages, inspires, entertains and challenges our audiences with a vibrant programme of work which celebrates the essential power of live performance to promote social and personal change. Through our education work, community engagement and volunteer programme we actively participate in promoting arts and culture across Pembrokeshire, Wales and beyond.